Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which cats love to be petted?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?