How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?