What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?