What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What kind of bird can write?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What country has the most fish?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?