How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
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Who does everyone's hair in space?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
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