Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?