Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What is the definition of Robin?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you give a sick lemon?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Where do books sleep?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?