What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?