Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?