What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.