What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why do elephants have trunks?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?