Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What is the most faithful insect?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do diners never serve lobster?