How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call a pig thief?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?