What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

How do you wash a lamb?

What does a female lion call her mate?

How does a witch play loud music?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?