Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
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