Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are all priests fit?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What are the strongest days of the week?
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