Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

How do you make antifreeze?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.