What reads and lives in an apple?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?