What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What words make the best athletes?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?