What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a small mom?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?