What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Where do ants go to eat?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?