What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the whale cross the road?