How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?