What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?