Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How do fall and winter say hello?
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