Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the bread do on vacation?
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