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What did the bee say to the flower?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?