Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which relative loves rice?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
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