Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?