Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?