Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did electricity win the race?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do elderly dogs use to get around?