What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

How does a cow do math?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do pigs do over the summer?