You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do insects learn at school?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?