Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is money so stubborn?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
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