Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the whale cross the road?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
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