Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?