My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What are baby potatoes called?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?