What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?