What did one firefly say to the other?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is an archer's favorite store?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?