Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

A book just fell on my head.