Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

A book just fell on my head.

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?