Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Families are like fudge.

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?