Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do fish use for glasses?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
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