What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do cats love to work?
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