Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call an arctic cow?