What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
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