What do you call stolen cheese?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?