Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?