Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why are stones so good at music?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What table can you never sit at?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?