What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's the loudest sport?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do rodents make the best runners?