What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do fish do at parades?