Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why do bees gossip?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What cartoon character loves insects?

How do fish watch TV shows?