What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?