What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did Pinocchioâ˘ď¸ hate his nose?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What animal loves Indian food?
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