What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.