What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
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What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
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What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What sport are eggs the best at?
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What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
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