Why is it hard to hire a clown?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which animal will never go bald?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What nationality are most fish?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?