What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?