Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

How do bears keep cool?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How do billboards talk?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's a watch's eldest relative?