What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are all priests fit?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do fish live in salt water?
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