What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What does winter fat turn into?
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