Why did the snake cross the road?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?