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Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?