What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?