What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What is an insect's favorite game?