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What's E.T. short for?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?