Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did autumn say to summer?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How do fireflies start a race?
What is the opposite of coffee?
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