Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!