Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?