What do Scottish toads play?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?