Can February March?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What birds always travel in twos?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What animal has 20/20 vision?