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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do Scottish toads play?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?