What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Do dads always snore?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did summer say to spring?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?