How do you spell water with 3 letters?
HHO.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do horses reside?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
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