What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?