What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?