Why is winter considered holy?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What's the most popular cat in New England?