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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
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Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which fly makes films?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
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