Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
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What did the salad say to its dad?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why are winter days great?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
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