Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What's the opposite of irony?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How do you prevent a summer cold?