Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What is a table you can eat?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What did one angel say to the other angel?