What utensil does water use to eat?

Where do termites go camping?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?