What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?