Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What day do hands always go to church?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why was the spider so smart?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?