If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where do kittens go to school?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call a small mom?

How do billboards talk?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?