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Why do moms make good vintners?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

When do mice play every day?