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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?