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Spring!
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What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What building always gets stains on it?
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Which big cat loves to drive?
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