What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
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Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
When should you start writing a book?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why was the spider so smart?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
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