What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?