Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?