Why do repairmen make great therapists?

The museum curator needed a break.

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?