What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

How do you make a bandstand?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?