How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

How do frogs get to work?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?