What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's the most determined bird?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's a henway?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

How does a barber get to work?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call bears with no ears?

How do bears keep cool?