What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?