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What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What birds make average students?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's a car's favorite TV show?