What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why is furniture so generous?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?