What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did March say to the madness?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?