What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
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What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
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