What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why was the artichoke so generous?