What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What fairy loves to count?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

How does dinner smell?