How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?