What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
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