Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What day do hands always go to church?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?