What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What sport do horses love to play?
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