What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is the color of the wind?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
My brother is my partner in crime.
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