Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

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What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?