What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

How is cat food sold?

What did the Dorito say to his son?