What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What game do mice love to play?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where do kittens go to school?
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