Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why do cows wear bells?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Where is the coldest place to work?