What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Which family member has tusks?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?