What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What is a cow's dream job?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?