What day do hands always go to church?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the confused bee say?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?