What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why can't you trust a pig?

When do ghosts love to go camping?