Why did the frog have a long face?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why was the dog overweight?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Where does breakfast live?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?