What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why are trees always so positive?