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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?