Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What birds make average students?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?