What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?