What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Rib-bits.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
When does a horse talk?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
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