What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the fish blush?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?