When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
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What horn never makes a sound?
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What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
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What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
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