When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do trees hate going to school?
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