When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
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