When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
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