When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do math teachers eat?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
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