What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
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Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where does breakfast live?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
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