What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
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