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What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What snacks always have the best tan?

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What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

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