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What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which bug is related to you?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?