Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?