When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What kind of music do planets like?

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Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?