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Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's the most masculine animal?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?