Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do golfers drink on the green?