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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why do two skunks argue?