What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What animals make the best students?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How much money does a skunk have?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What birds always travel in twos?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What part of a fish weighs the most?