What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?
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What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
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Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which former US President was always cold?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
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