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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

How is life like toilet paper?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?