Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How do you cut the ocean in two?