What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?