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What British bugs are the best singers?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

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