Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?