What do frogs drink in the winter?
Hot croako.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
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