Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?