What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's the saddest part of the week?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?