Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's the friendliest national park?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How do you organize a space party?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?