What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Where do pigs learn magic?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why was the bee sad?