Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What bird is losing its hair?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?