Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

How long do chickens work?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?